Explore Now. Buy As Gift. Overview Hattie Cross knows what you're thinking: Zombie sex? But she also knows that since a virus turned So she writes "The Girls' Guide to Dating Zombies" to help her fellow single women navigate the zombie-relationship waters.
Her practical how-to impresses the CEO of the largest drug company in the world, and before she knows it, Hattie, a reporter for a downmarket tabloid that specializes in conspiracy theories, is sitting down with the woman who single-handedly invented the zombie-behavioral-modification market. Granted access to the inner sanctum of zombaceuticals, she meets an actual, living, breathing M-A-N. Now Hattie, the consummate professional, is acting like a single girl at the end of the twentieth century: self-conscious, klutzy and unable to form a coherent sentence without babbling.
Worst of all, the human male appears to have impaired her ability to think clearly.
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Because all of a sudden she's convinced a conspiracy is afoot at the drug company and it seems to go all the way to the top! Product Details About the Author. She mourns the death of print journalism in New York City, where she lives with her husband and sons.
She is author of six novels, including the best-selling Fashionistas, which has been translated into 15 languages and is in development as a feature film. Average Review. We know. The last thing a Girl Guide like you needs in her zombie-dating surival kit is a condom.
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